did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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