he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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