I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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