i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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