But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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