it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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