smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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