ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
