Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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