I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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