she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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