So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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