Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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