I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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