it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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