Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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