i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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