When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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