called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My pussy is not your playground.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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