He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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