You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
either way he was missing a nipple.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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