I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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