just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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