You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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