Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
