I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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