...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Sorry my hands just texted you
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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