there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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