I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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