I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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