Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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