idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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