The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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