Got a toothbrush?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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