This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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