Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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