I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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