just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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