My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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