i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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