i need an iv and a liver transplant
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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