I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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