Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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