butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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