dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
After last night, I could never be a politician.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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