He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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