If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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