sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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