I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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