No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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