SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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