is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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