Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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