I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
